Friday, August 11, 2006

people are leaving

this week we have four departures, all females, from our obruni haus group, leaving us a little smaller and a little less feminine. anne left on tuesday, jess left last night, candice leaves on saturday and kristen leaves on sunday. im starting to dislike the airport bar quite a bit. its become a ritual that we take people to the airport and sit at the airport bar while they check in, then they come join us for a final beer before departing. its a sad ritual.

new people are constantly moving in, but they just don't fill the gaps left by the old people. thankfully after this weekends departures, im the next one to leave on the 27th august. to avoid the airport ritual, we will say goodbye to candice and kristin tonight and then the rest of us, joined by simon will go to the beach for the weekend. it will be nice to get out of accra. when i get back on sunday im supposed to go to Nana's house for a goodbye dinner because she is going out of town for the rest of my time in ghana.

ive only got one week left of work. then late next week timo, kris, mark and I are going on a weeklong trip up north to see more of the country. northern ghana is supposedly a lot more arid, poorer, and way more muslim so it should give us some new experiences. im pretty psyched.

then i get back to accra in time to leave on the 27th. i get back to ottawa on the 28th, spend a few frantic days getting ready for school and seeing people in ottawa before heading back to wolfville. ross are we driving?

ill try and write a few more entries before i go traveling. then i think thats it for the blog. adios

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

chicken murder

we killed a chicken sunday night. we'd been planning this for awhile; a true ghanaian experience. we figured we couldnt live with ourselves as meat-eaters without actually seeing the slaughter ourselves. so we got a live chicken for five bucks from a little hut down the street and carried it home.

apparently (i think my boss told me this) Ghanaians grow up killing things so its not a big deal for them, but we didnt have any Ghanaians with us. that was our first mistake. chris' dad had once killed a chicken in his garage but chris hadnt been there to see it. so we got all our info on how to do the beheading from his second hand experience. our second big mistake was not having a sharp enough knife. things did not play out as we imagined. we pictured a quick clean death and a nice meal.

the whole thing was a disaster. someone decided to video tape the debacle which turned out to be a good idea. i think we could sell the rights to the video to PETA for a lot of money. this was animal cruelty at its purest. maybe the longest fifteen seconds of my life, and i didnt even do the killing. we are all truly going to hell.

i posted some before and after pictures on my blog. ill show a copy of the video to the strong-stomached when i get back.

Saturday, August 05, 2006

bad thursday

there is way too much to write about in the last two weeks so i'm not going to even attempt to cover everything. that'll give me some stories to tell when i get home which havent been told in my blog.

it has been a good two weeks and it has been a horrible two weeks. up until thursday night at 1 am things were peachy. ill start with thursday i guess. we had a great night early on. a big group of us went to a sports bar called Champs which is run by a canadian guy from PEI. it was like being back home, pretty surreal. we entered a team in the pub quiz and got third place meaning we got a lot of free beer. afterwards chris, kris, timo and I went to bywell's bar which is a five minute walk from our house. they have live music and a nice atmosphere so that was cool. kris met a girl so stuck around, but chris, timo and i walked home. we were almost home when a moped sped around the corner and stopped literally inches in front of timo and i. a guy jumped off with a knife and started motioning like he was going to cut me if i didnt empty my pockets. i did quickly and gave him my cell phone but didnt have any money so i pulled out my pockets to show i had nothing else. he then moved on to timo and timo gave his wallet but the guy smacked him across the face with his knife anyway for no reason at all. as this was happening our neighbours came running to help catch the bastards but they jumped on their moped and made off. there was no liscense plate or anything and it happened so fast we didnt even get a good look at them.

timo got cut pretty bad by the knife. i went off with another guy who saw the whole thing to chase after them, but then we realised it was useless. it was only after timo called me back that i saw how bad it was. his face a shirt were covered in blood so we flagged a taxi down quick and got him to the closest hospital. we got there and he almost passed out so the doctors gave him an iv and cleaned the cut up a bit. then kris showed up with his ladyfriend and brought some money so we could pay the doctor. then we went in an ambulance to a bigger hospital where after waiting for two hours for the doctor to wake up and get there, timo got stitched up. they did a decent job with the stitching but he's still gonna have a wicked scar on his face. he's posted some pictures on his blog which you can get to by clicking the link to his blog on the right of the page. some are graphic just to warn you.

it was an interesting night. we'd been at champs and bywells since 830 so we were not sober when this happened. in fact the whole night at the hospital was not sober. timo, despite "ruining" his new obruni house tshirt (look at his blog for a good picture) managed to stay in really good spirits and keep his sense of humour. it was actually a somewhat enjoyable time at the hospital if you can believe it. he was bragging about the scar he'd have and we took some pictures of all of us giving the thumbs up around the hospital bed.

we got him home from the hospital around 5am and we were all pretty scik and hungover so we stayed up for sunrise. then we spent all day taking timo to his office, then a UN doctor, then a dental surgeon who put his teeth back in the right place. candice had to sit next to him and hold his hand as the doctor forced wires into his mouth. kris and i watched squeamishly from across the room. i guess the surgeon game him anesthetic but it didnt seem to be working too well. terrible stuff. timo might have to go home a month early to get more work done by his orthodontist. it will really be a shame if he has to leave, we will all miss him very much.

it was only later when we got home from the dentist that i realised that i had been involved in the whole thing as well. i wasnt hurt but i think i was still shaken up a lot more than i realised. its not everyday that something like this happens. i've always told people that accra is a safe city and i really believed it. i felt really safe walking on the streets at night in my neighborhood because you never see any crime or shady characters around. in ghana, if a thief is caught in the act, people around him will beat him up, often to death. crime really doesnt seem worth it here. this changes how i feel about the city a lot obviously. the speed with which it happened was maybe the most shocking part. it was all over in twenty seconds which makes me think that it could happen anywhere.

things are starting to return to normalcy however. we're going to one of my favorite restaurants tonight and Kris is bringing his projector home from work so we can watch movies off of someones laptop on the roof of obruni house.

it will be nice to put this behind us.

Friday, July 21, 2006

a week of funerals

despite the depressing name of this blog entry this week has been very cool. on wednesday, Nana took us to one of her distant aunts' funeral. funerals in ghana are a really really really big deal. they are usually open to the public and take place over a course of three days. i dont know exactly what theprocedure is but there seems to be a day of church service, the burial day and then a massive party with an open bar and tons of food where everybody gets just wasted. i couldve gotten the order of these days wrong or i might be leaving outa day but thats the jist of it.

so we got to the funeral a few hours late and missed the walk past the casket which nana said was the only reason she came. we followed nana into the back of the church hall which was quite large and quite full and i expected that she was going to lead us to an empty pew. instead she kept right on walking down the middle aisle right to the front of the church as the entire church was singing a hymn. everyone turned around and looked at Nana with a "what is this crazy lady with the troupe of obrunis doing walking up the middle aisle in the middle of this hymn" look on their faces. we had to walk past a few hundred people and up to the front of the church where her aunt was lying in an open casket. i havent seen an open casket for a looong time and so it was a bit disturbing especially as hundreds of people were watching me. i think i might have grimaced a little bit. just terrible.

then i guess nana didnt get her funeral fix because thursday we went to another funeral. this one however was quite different. it was a state funeral for a prominent ghanaian historian and politician. it was held on the lawn of the parliament and there were at least a few thousand people attending, including the president of Ghana. this funeral was so big that it was actually sponsored by Pepsi. crazy! it was so big that the guy had died in early may but they only had the funeral yesterday because the arrangements took three months! everyone who went got this little book on the guys life with tributes from dozens of different people. funeral organisers in Ghana must be rich.

this time we made it for the walk past the casket so we didnt have to awkwardly do it in front of the whole crowd. to make things equally awkward however there were five TV cameras trained on the faces of everyone who walked by the open casket. as we were approaching i could feel a bubble of very innapropriate laughter in my chest and was worried that i would be standing in front of the dead guy and just burst out in nervous laughter. i managed to contain my self however and filed past the casket with a poker face. it turns out we were actaully on live tv (one of nana's friends saw us) and so if i had laughed the whole country wouldve seen it. anyway, disaster avoided.

im heading out of town for a little while so i wont be posting for a week and a bit.

just over a month left in africa. crazy

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

FGM and me

there are some definite perks to having links to other people's blogs on this page. it makes it a lot easier to be lazy and not write down everything that happened to me when two or three people have all ready written about everything i did on the weekend. timo and jess spent pretty much most of the weekend with me so whatever they did, i did too. it was a really great weekend and the two of them cover most of it, so read their blogs if you want to know what kind of stuff we did. there were however a few notable differences which i should most definitely mention.

on friday i wasnt feeling so good and had to wake up early saturday to visit some prisons so friday night i went to bed kind of early before the festivities began. early saturday morning i woke up early and met chelsea and edudzi (ottawa u law students) at the legal aid board at 9am. we got picked up 45 minutes latr by a lawyer from the legal aid board named ellis and drove across town to the jamesfort prison. the idea was that we were supposed to look at the prison conditions and interview prisioners to see if their human rights were being violated. i was pretty psyched to see some crazy stuff.

jamesfort was actually a dutch slavefort, claimed by the british and turned over to Ghana at independence or something. now its being used as a prison. its kind of like upper canada village or louisbourg in cape breton except that it was packed with 700 prisoners and not actors dressed in period clothing from the 1700s. the prison was in the accra central and so it was a pretty big shock going in. there was just one guard with an Ak standing outside the gate and when we got in we were all of a sudden right in the middle of all the prisoners. it wasnt like there was any separation. we got escorted up to the wardens office where he spent a long time lecturing us about how we needed to get proper approval before entering. finally he let us take a walk around. we entered a small courtyard full of hundreds of prisoners and every single one looked at us. pretty crazy considering there were only a few guards present the whole time. we got to interview a few prisoners but we didnt get to ask any good questions about how they were bein treated because the deputy warden was there the whole time. i shoud mention that this wasnt a real prison . it was a prison for remand prisoners (people waiting for their trial) and not convicts. one guy had been there for 13 years tho.

we talked to one guy who had actaully been granted bail but didnt know that all he had to do to get out was have someone from his family sign a form at the courthouse. hed been sitting there for nine months for no reason at all. we couldnt believe that someone would care so little about being in jail that they wouldnt even ask how to get out. nine months! ellis said he would take care of him.

so after that we were slated to visit a second prison. we drove an hour outside of town to Nsawam Medium Security Prison where they hold real criminals, but were denied entry because we didnt have prior, satisfactory approval. that sucked but it meant i got to go home and relax all afternoon which was nice.

this weekend was really fun. it was augustin's last weekend so a group of us just hung out on my porch all night saturday and sunday morning. very relaxed and just a good time in general. it was my first weekend of not travleing since i got here which was suprising to me considering ive been here coming on two months. jess and timo really describe the weekend well so ill leave it at that. i'll agree with both of them and say that dropping people off at the airport isnt very fun. especially when a man with a spiky stick tries to burst your taxis tires while the taxi is squealing away and you have one leg inside and one leg outside of it. that was nuts. read jess' blog.

last night was mathias' going away party at this really cool bar on the beach, only a few minutes drive from my house. they brought a table out to the sand and we all sat there for hours drinking gin and tonics. it was a beautiful night.

getting up however was not so fun. especially when i was saddled with a new task yesterday morning. nana called me into her office and told me she was speaking at a conference and needed me to do some research and make her a powerpoint presentation. the purpose of the speech was to educate some people about female genital mutilation. interesting choice considering im the only male intern at our office. to make matters worse she said i didnt have to spend too much time looking for text, and that i should focus on getting pictures. pictures dammit! so i got to work this morning after only a few hours of sleep and spent my day looking at pictures of female genital mutilation. not only that but i was supposed to compare FGM to vaginal cosmetic surgery practiced in the US and the differences between the two. so i had to find before and after pictures of women who got vaginal cosmetic surgery and compile the most nauseating powerpoint ever created.

interesting day.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

weekend in senya beraku

this weekend was pretty tame but worth writing about i guess. no spitting snakes, crocodiles or river safaris but a good time nonetheless. originally we were supposed to go hiking up near the togo border this weekend but that fell through because some got sick. so on saturday morning we caught a trotro an hour west to a town on the coast called senya beraku. we arrive at the tro tro station and walk fifteen minutes through the town to get to the hotel advertised in the guide. on the way we passed through two funerals. funerals in Ghana last three days and involve more partying than mourning. each of the funerals had some massive speakers blasting music so loud that you couldnt talk with 20 metres of them. and there werent people dancing or anything. they were just sitting there in a large group listening to this music and staring off into the distance. very strange.

we got to the hotel to find that it was actually a small dutch slave trading fort that had been very well preserved and converted into a small hotel with five rooms. there were 8 of us so we took up the whole thing pretty much which was kind of cool. the fort was on the edge of a cliff overlooking the beach below which was full of fishing boats and tons of people. we dropped our stuff off at the hotel and took a cab to the next town to a beach hotel where we had lunch and spent the day on the beach. there was a massive group of americans from pennsylvania staying at the hotel. im tempted to say they were amish but i dont think amish can fly or be in boats with motors so i dont know how they wouldve gotten to africa. its a long paddle.

they were missionaries from some organisation and they were building schools. the women were all wearing bonnets and dresses and a lot of the men were in farming clothes. and this was on the beach. it was really something to see. we were the only people in bathing suits for most of the day.

later in the afternoon we played some beach volleyball against a Ghanaian church group that showed up mid-afternoon. they were all dressed identically in dress shoes, pants and traditional african shirts. we beat them 2 games to 1 which was pretty cool but i think the fact that they were wearing such nice clothes and we were wearing beach stuff might have had something to do with our victory.

we made it back to our hotel after dinner and kept the manager up late ordering drinks. the urinal downstairs was right next to this really dark and scary room which we later found out was the room of no return for the slaves being held in the fort. from that room there was a long tunnel down to the water where they would be taken to ships. augustin was using the urinal and i was waiting so i decided to check the room out. it was dark and really smelled bad so i didnt stay long but just as i was leaving a bat flew right over my shoulder screeching. i dont like bats so i ran away and left augustin at the urinal. we never saw him again. ok thats a lie but the story needed a good ending.

the next morning we went into town to eat and sat on the porch of this old colonial era building for quite a while. a huge group of kids camped out behind us and just watched us. we got some pictures that i will share when i get them. after that we took a walk down to the fishing beach we could see from the hotel. two boats were just getting back when we got there and there were dozens, maybe hundreds of people, milling around who definitely werent fishermen. there was a group of men who were paid 3 little fish by the fishermen for every big crate of fish they brought from the boat to beach on their head. then there was a huge group of little kids who were standing around the crates stealing fish as they were brought in. a really angry fishermen started yelling at them to get away and apparently he was going to beat any kid who he caught with his fish. some kid said that he beats a lot of kids. there was also a group of old ladies who were yelling at everyone around them and especially at each other. and then there was us standing right in the middle of it all. it was cool to be there and no kids got beaten so it was a good day.

i feel like my blog material is getting a bit thin. things are less crazy to me now than they were a month and a half ago so im having trouble figuring out what people at home would enjoy read ing about. if anyone wants me to write about something specific let me know.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

daily routine

only in recent day or so ive seen a pattern start to emerge in my daily routine that could have some serious staying power. its very new but we'll see if it holds up. i get off work at four and take a taxi home with anne to our compound. at that point she goes to the seamstress in our driveway to have clothing made most days and i go home, get changed and sit on our sunny porch with a book and a beer. then people in the compound start coming home and everyone walks by our house and sometimes they sit and talk for awhile. at around 530 or so the people from Centre for democratic development get to the compound. only kristin lives with me but the rest of them come to hang out and augustin comes to play soccer.

we have a rocky driveway outside our compound where the tailor is which has a streetlight above it. we go out around six and kick around the ball with a three guys from the compound until the neighborhood kids catch on and start to show up for a game. word gets around quick that the obrunis with a ball want to play. there are five of us who play. augustin from argentina, chris and dirk from holland and timo, who's lived everywhere. it might sound weird at home but both the obrunis and the ghanaians have an understanding that the teams must be divided along racial lines. race is not a tense issue here. so its the obrunis (whiteys) against the obibinees (blackeys) and thats fine. it makes the game more fun and competitve. the five of us play against a different group of 15,16,17 yearold ghanaian kids each time. they're really good, better than us, but we have the size advantage more or less and that makes it pretty even. we've only played twice and theyve beaten us both times, but thats mostly becuase these kids are in better shape than any of us could ever hope to be and we wear down towards the end of the game and let in bad goals. yesterday we were leading at halftime 2-0 and lost 3-2 in the end. so anyway that is great fun and i think we're improving. when we play on wednesday we might have a good chance.

anyway after soccer at around 830 or so we go back inside the compound, shower quickly and go with the girls who have been patiently waiting, to eat at masters foods which is the chop bar (roadside restaurant) clsoest to our house. they have a menu with two items basically. you can get four different sized portions of fried chicken and rice. they;re called the kiddie pack, exu pack, bach & spin pack, and mega pack, ranging from one piece to four pieces of chicken and in price from 10000 to 25000 cedis. the other item is called beef sauce which is to good to explain. for 20000 (2$) you get a massive plate of fried rice and this beef sauce which is...well inexplicable like i said.

after that, depending on the night we may go out for a beer. and then people will go home. its a good routine and i hope it continues. i'll write about my weekend a bit later.